As he sat at the keyboard and

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As he sat at the keyboard and

contemplated his navel and the error of

his ways, his thoughts went back to

--rlparker

the summer long ago that he shared

with a long haired afghan hound that

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"I think it is time for a

reboot", his manager said. He nearly jumped

when a parrot landed on his shoulder

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and began speaking with him via telepathy.

"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect." - Mark Twain

The bird's first thought when looking down

was about a three-legged dog with huge

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round eyes and a damp nose. It...


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started to eat a seedless grape enthusiastically

--
Norm

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but suddenly a shot rang out, the

parrot fell to the floor, victim of

an unsuccessful assassination attempt by grape magnate

--
Norm

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Norman Peterson. His hired gun escaped but

is completely identified now and is expected

to use his powers of invisibility to

walk down the street in the nude.

--
Norm

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Meanwhile, back at the Giza Plateau Giftshop...

while perusing cheap and tacky souvenirs the

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Japanese Salaryman said in broken English "Do...

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not go gentle in fair night!" Then

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he started talking nonsense about his car's

ability to slide sidways around sharp turns.

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At that very moment a shiny silver

being materialized right in front of the

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bowl of spaghetti that had mysteriously appeared

, spilling sauce all over the floor and

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his shiny sliver pant like area. Meanwhile,

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in a completely unrelated incident, an elephant

got a little excited about being all

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alone with peanut butter and a great

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idea came to him involving the use

of a fish and a car battery.

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So without further ado, he went to

Bob's Fish & Auto shop and asked

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, "Kan haz fizzix?" Therefore, the man with

no understanding of these foreign tongues proclaimed

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loudly, "Me no speak English, Please." Therefore,

in a desperate act the elephant began