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As long as we're all introducing ourselves, isn't it about time you acknowledged who you are, since you obviously want everybody to "expose" themselves like Pee-wee.
As far as I'm aware, I have *always* "acknowledged" who I am - I've been "rlparker" on these forums for years, are you confused about that or do you think I have pretended to be someone else?
You seem to be pretty confused about what you think I "want" - I'd be tickled if Angelina Jolie "exposed" *herself*more often, or maybe in my swimming pool, to be sure, but other than that, I could care less about who "exposes" themselves. 
Who you "really" are is of absolutely no interest to me, and never has been. It's your duplicitous attempt to be "different people" at different times on these forums that I take issue with, and you have known that for years. Yeah, I know you claim that you use your puppets in "non-pejorative" ways, but I believe your posting record (at least what's left of it after the "death" of "Ardco") indicates otherwise.
Woot! your ability to "google up" that webpage address information is *rich*! Who would have imagined that someone doing business on the web for over 10 years might actually actually have one of their sites located by someone using a search engine ?
And thinking to research a username someone has used consistently for 10 years to help locate that site was an amazing piece of detective work! Wow! I'm impressed - ha ha. You know, it never even dawned on me that anyone who could operate a computer with an internet connection *could'nt* do that! In fact, I just automatically assumed they could, and would, if they were interested and I never even cared. Silly, silly me! The intarWebs *are* an amazing place, eh?
Somebody probably ought to update that page one of these days. Seems that the old saw, "cobblers' children have no shoes" might have an element of truth to it! Maybe when business gets slow enough for me to spare the time, I'll update that old thing to current web standards. It's a low priority for me though, as no one pays me to "fix" that page, and it's current sad condition has not impacted my business at all. Hell, maybe it's a kind of "badge of honor" from having been there way back then.
Since it has not impacted my business negatively, it does almost seem like that page doesn't even need to contain all that contact information that is so sadly out of date (unlike that on some of your easily locatable online information.) 
Of course, I decline to post such that information here about *you* as these forums provide profiles where users can share whatever they want, and none of your recent puppets have chosen to share any information. Besides, there's always Google, so what would be the point? "Inquiring minds" can find more than they need to know easily enough on the web.
While one could argue that it's really poor form to broadcast email addresses in open forums, that behavior on your part doesn't surprise me at all, I've been expecting it and I have really good spam filters so, meh
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You're here for advertising and drumming up business, right. Don't be shy; is this you? How's biz?
No, sorry to disappoint, but I'm here to help others when I can in an effort to "pay it forward" for the way many helped me. When I was just starting out on the web, *years* before I ever did any web development work, as well as in the early days of my web development business, many old-time wizards helped me, and I always said that when I could afford to do it, and when I had knowledge to share, I would return the favor. The fact that you can't seem to believe that is really interesting, though a little sad - I'd hate to go through life being so cynical that I had to assign an ulterior motive to every act that appears to be altruistic.
I've never posted a referral code or a promo code in a sig, here or anywhere else on the web. I have posted about why I *don't* and if you go back to your "Ardco" days and look at a thread we both participated in, you could probably find it. You know I *did* once create a special promo code for a potential customer who wanted a "custom packaged one" and asked for it on the forums in the wee hours of the morning - I thought it would be nice for him to get it right away, and it was a "max discount value" anyway, so meh - I was just trying to help him out (I wonder if I ever got any secondary referrals out of that one?).
Actually, my business is fine, thanks for asking. Hey, it gives me time to hang out here and offer help when I can (*and* dick around with you now and again). While I'm always on the lookout for interesting and/or profitable projects, I turn down potential business inquiries from these forums on an infrequent but fairly regular basis - they never seem to present themselves at a time when I can take them on because of my other workload, and like said before, that's not why I post here anyway. .
Of course, I can't help but wonder why you are asking these questions - I still have PM's in my mailbox from quite a while ago where I explained much of this to you in private. If you really want to "air things out", maybe I ought to just post those and let Google at 'em, so *everyone* can share!
--rlparker