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Left a message on this board, got a response without any useful help, tried to reply to that email and it bounced back.
Well, I'm sorry that you didn't find any helpful information in the four (4) links I provided you (one of which was a DH Wiki page with *lots* of information on setting up and using FTP), and that I wasted both our time with that attempt to help you.
As I guess you have now noticed, the email you received was only a notification that there had been a response to your post on the Forum - to "answer", "reply" or "respond", you have to visit the forum.
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Got another response from some whacko ... Went to dreamhost.wiki, selected FTP section and the page is blank ... Learned that I have to register for the site, this board and DreamHost Wiki separately... Great start!
I agree that you have not had a "great start"; your response to the help you were offered (by people volunteering their time) is not likely to encourage others to want to go out of *their* way to try to help you further.
On the chance that you are just having a bad day, and are not *really* such an ass, I'm willing to try again if you are willing to loose the attitude.
Did you visit any of the links to articles in the DreamHost wiki that I provided you in my first response? If so, did any of what you read there make any sense at all or was it all beyond your understanding? Is it possible that you didn't see the "links" I provided because you only read the email you received instead of reviewing the respsonse in the forum (where the "links" are blue)?
I only ask because if you decide you want any further help from me, I need to know what information in those articles you did not understand so I can try to provide you with some information you will find useful.
If, on the other hand, you just want to vent, I'll just wish "Good luck!" and move on. 
--rlparker